Paul came home from work on Friday night to find this set up on the kitchen counter:
Paul: "Hey, a husband replacer, I like that, where did you get it?"
Me: "Shannon had 2 and she gave it me when I was in Ca."
Paul: "Between that thing a good set of batteries what do you need me for?"
Me: "I'm not sure. Why don't you go mow the lawn and I will get back to you on that."