Monday, June 12, 2006

Husband Replacer

Paul came home from work on Friday night to find this set up on the kitchen counter:

Paul: "Hey, a husband replacer, I like that, where did you get it?"
Me: "Shannon had 2 and she gave it me when I was in Ca."
Paul: "Between that thing a good set of batteries what do you need me for?"
Me: "I'm not sure. Why don't you go mow the lawn and I will get back to you on that."


Wudas said...

Don't forget that paycheck he brings home so that you can spend so much time with your kids. That is an irreplacable service. That single or working Mom thing sucks. I wouldn't tell Paul though.

Shannon said...

I'm glad that you're able to use the swift. It was such a waste for me to have two of them.

What's up with you Kelly? You haven't made a comment on my blog.

angie, party of one said...

Yeah, now that you got Paul's sperm (I don't think you're going to be utilizing it anymore right?) who needs him?