Me: "PJ, what do you want to be when you grow up?" PJ: "Ummm, (deep thinking) a Mommy, a mermaid and a pirate." Me: "Wow, PJ that sounds like great fun." PJ: "Mommy, what do mermaids eat?" Me Inside voice: "Mermen." (I am sorry it was the first thing that popped into my head when she asked) Me Outside voice: "I am not sure, go ask your dad."